Bamma of the Week: Which Way to Seacrets?

You never know what you’re going to see when you make your way past the Bay Bridge. Ocean City Police used a taser, a K-9 and rubber bullets in order to arrest Brion Adam Kriss after a routine traffic stop went wrong.

It all started in Delaware when he got pulled over as officers were leading an investigation of a hit and run that happened earlier in the day. Instead of showing his license and registration, this bamma decided to whip out a large knife and proceeded to lead a wild police chase into Ocean City. The suspect lost control of his car and crashed.

The story does not end there. Kriss felt the need to steal a bicycle, run a a mile or two, enter a shopping mall, and eventually a swan dive into the bay. Over a dozen officers met the suspect at a sandbar when he completed his swim.

At some point or another we have had fantasies of escaping police after a chase but it is safe to say that it would not involve a triathlon. Clearly Kriss hasn’t watched enough Cops on TV to know that jumping into any body of water will lead you to freedom.

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Good job pendejo!

Just in case you come across a bear who is trying to steal your “pic-a-nic” basket we have the proper procedure for you to follow. Stay safe amigos.

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