Badass Badminton Brawl

Things got chippy at the 2013 Canadian Open badminton final when two finalists broke out in a fist fight. The crazy part about this situation is that they are former teammates from the London Olympics that just passed. 

According to the Vancouver Sun, one of the players received stitches in one ear, and both players were disqualified. No criminal charges were filed as of Monday morning. The beef may have started when there was an alleged retirement followed by an okie doke partner change. Looks like the former teammate still has hard feelings from getting dumped.

Naked and Afraid

There is no better way of saying hello than giving a fist bump in the middle of a jungle while naked. Discovery Channel continues to  give us the type of programming that keeps us on the edge of our seats.

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One can only imagine what it feels like to sleep ass naked on a tree filled with bats and snakes or go fishing for sea urchins in shark infested waters. These shows are further proof that I don’t have what it takes to survive in any kind of jungle or forrest. I can’t make a fire, I can’t make shelter out of sticks and mud, and lord knows I can’t live off eating bugs. Shout out to the crazy Caucasians in grass thongs for taking one or two for the viewers. We salute you.

We proudly give this show **** out of ***** mangos!

 

When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone….It wasn’t Muskrat Love but any 80’s baby will take it. Have mercy!

Denied at Drive Thru, Woman Brings Horse Inside McDonald’s

Badda Ba Ba Ba!!!!

Bamma of the Week: Which Way to Seacrets?

You never know what you’re going to see when you make your way past the Bay Bridge. Ocean City Police used a taser, a K-9 and rubber bullets in order to arrest Brion Adam Kriss after a routine traffic stop went wrong.

It all started in Delaware when he got pulled over as officers were leading an investigation of a hit and run that happened earlier in the day. Instead of showing his license and registration, this bamma decided to whip out a large knife and proceeded to lead a wild police chase into Ocean City. The suspect lost control of his car and crashed.

The story does not end there. Kriss felt the need to steal a bicycle, run a a mile or two, enter a shopping mall, and eventually a swan dive into the bay. Over a dozen officers met the suspect at a sandbar when he completed his swim.

At some point or another we have had fantasies of escaping police after a chase but it is safe to say that it would not involve a triathlon. Clearly Kriss hasn’t watched enough Cops on TV to know that jumping into any body of water will lead you to freedom.

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Good job pendejo!

Perfect Explanation for Kanye West Outbursts!

Ahhh it’s fatherhood, sleep deprivation, and compliments that makes Kanye act like Kanye. Can’t wait to attack bishes once our bundle of joy sees the light of day!

 

Kanye Back at it Again

LAX seems to be the hot bed for paparazzi brawls since Yeezus decided to go for round 2 within days of his last incident. The pap asked if he wanted to squash his beef but we can safely assume the answer is no. 

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LAPD is now involved because the pap is pressing charges. Looks like he will end up getting those 250 G’s after all! One day Ye’ will learn to not go psycho right? Yea, we don’t think so either.

Mud Butt

A New Mexico resident’s house has become the target of a jogger who every now and then squats and drops a deuce at his door. Yes. A cagona. According to the resident, “This is malicious fecal distribution.”

Now we all have witnessed girls popping a squat in parking lots to relieve themselves after a night of drinking but we have never encountered anyone converting that squat into a poop break. We commend the cagona for prioritizing the end of her workout versus wiping.

There are no leads for a potential arrest but we can assume the exchange between the jogger and resident would go a little something like this… 

 

 

 

Bulger witness found dead

Snitches get thrown into ditches

Ballin on a Buddhist Budget

Now we understand how the monks on the 2nd Ace Ventura had huge golden medallions to give away! Baptist preachers take notes!

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